A man is giving THE MOST PRETENTIOUS lecture on social media right now at #Springfair
#Mitchhedberg would have a lot to say about this
Police cuts in Birmingham.
Never meet your heroes.
I'm a walking edition of Private Eye, I'm telling you #austentatious
It's time to admit I have a problem.
Where pint of sale material is born
Big signs on the motorway say AVOID WINDSOR and I'm inclined to comply over the traffic, never mind any flooding.
Barbecue roast beef.
"Shit, the last tube goes on ten minutes!
Eva is going to kick my arse on Sunday 23rd.
Yeah..
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The cloud layer is a very odd colour today...
Tag for today's duathlon is gratifyingly colour coordinated with my new trainers.
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