Shock this morning to see (a) England win the world Rugby cup and (b) the weather pixie's had breast implants! Consider the following evidence and then email me your thoughts:

Petite, pixie-like breasts	Gargantuan, Samantha Fox-esque milkers

Something very odd is going on here; I demand that somebody explain. Oh, and in other news, I'm having a pint with Log, of Disappointment.com tonight. Strange world, eh?