Want to learn about yourself? Don't have time for one of those patronising "mostly As" quizzes in the back of Cosmo? I've distilled 90% of the value of all these quizzes into one single power-question. Are you ready? All you have to do is answer the following question HONESTLY.
What is the primary function of the article pictured above?
Now that you have an answer in your mind, look up the closest one below and then skip to the similarly-numbered definition below to see what your place in society is.
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