I was in a phone shop yesterday when a six year-old boy started talking to me.
"Does your phone do pictures?" he asked me.
"Are you here for a new phone?"
"So are we!"
"You know, I think you'll find quite a lot of people in a mobile phone sho.."
(interrupting me) "My Daddy's brung his old phone to have it takeaway."
"My new Daddy's phone's got a camera!"
Suddenly, a leather-jacketed figure at the counter turned around.
"James! It's 'Daddy's new phone,' not 'new Daddy's phone'!"
I laughed so hard I nearly took the boy's eye out with spine of the phone catalogue I was reading.
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